Love Letters

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Last Updated: January 12, 2007

Dear Readers,

Welcome to a new feature on HeatEatReview.com: Love Letters. Here you’ll get the opportunity to read the letters that I receive on a weekly basis. By ‘letters’ I really mean ‘emails’.

While it is fun to image that I wield power in the world of frozen food, I actually have no control over what items are produced by manufacturers. If I did have control over that sort of thing, Healthy Choice’s Sweet Bourbon Steak would not have reached production.

Regardless of reality, many people believe that HeatEatReview produces the very items disparaged on this site. For your enjoyment, I have posted their letters and other inexplicable comments below. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

-Abi Jones
Editor, www.HeatEatReview.com

What James Joyce would write if he was angry with DiGiorno Pizza

hello im writing to tell u that i always get your pizzas microwave and the oven ones they are delicious we love them but we had one just last night that e got from the store and i wanted to see how can i read the dates on the box it has some kind of code an di wanted to see if it was out of date cause it didnt turn out good at alll it was really doughy it never got crisp or nothing and i put it on the silver thingy like it say thats what i always do and it comes out great all the time so im thinking thaere was something wrong or something with this one even putit for longer then the 6 minutes that it saydso can u please with how the dates work of if theres a number that i cantact u guys to find out please i should of just taken it back to the store but it was nasty just threw it away thank u very much cindy

James Jenner wrote:
I have pictures of your box and of your pizza. i’d love to be able to do na
attachment to show you the difference. I liked your pizza, but you are
scrimping and I will never buy one of your pizza agian, and I will pass this
info along. You people just don’t understand what made your product stand out.
It’s was nice doing businees with you. It’s not any more.

kim myers wrote:
i purchsed yourshrinp pasta meal and it was terrible the ligunie sause was
mostly water with no taste. green beans shrunk up .will never try that again. i
love pasta ligune so tried it

LAURA LANGER wrote:
I HAD ONE OF YOUR MEALS, SALSBURY STEAK AND THERE WAS A HARD WHITE PIECE LOOKING
AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A FINGER NAIL. COULD I GET SOMEONE TO CALL ME. 714-630-XXXX
X112

Cathy Fetzer wrote:
Why can’t you bring back your CREAMED CHICKEN…that was so delicious on
biscuits!

Also, the NOODLES ROMANOFF was excellent….you always get rid of the best
stuff….WE WANT THESE TWO ITEMS BACK!

MANY OF THE ITEMS YOU ARE COMING OUT WITH NOW ARE NOT VERY GOOD….BEST GET RID
OF THOSE AND BRING BACK THE GOOD ONES!

ashim wrote:
this just make the people fill lazy and become alot of fatty i suggest this
things should be banned so that people can make their food by own so that they
can enjoy their own meals.

Hi. Iâ€™m starting to get sick of this site. This site is called â€œHeat. Eat. Reviewâ€. You should name it â€œBecome a damn hippy. Eat. Reviewâ€. All you do is review inferior products that are GOING to taste like crap because theyâ€™re either â€œorganicâ€, â€œlow fatâ€, or â€œgourmetâ€, none of which are suitable fare for frozen dinners.â€

I have commented once before. I DEMAND that you include Swanson meals in your surveys. Your whole site screams â€œfemaleâ€ and â€œgranola eating hippyâ€ to me. Some of the HUNGRY-MAN meals are large enough to fill you up for a whole day, just about, and while not as health concious as your other reviewed items, can be placed into a well balanced diet IF USED CORRECTLY. I have facts and figures to back up my claims. When considering the serving sized of HUNGRY-MAN meals to what you review, often the grams of fat and sodium are not that
different.

Stop being whining pansies looking for quality â€œmud foodâ€ (i.e. indian. wtf?) in a frozen dinner and review the REAL frozen dinners most people are eating. If you do not, you will suffer consequences.

Thanks!

Greg