Joe Greene was a part of the Pittsburgh Steelers team that won 4 Superbowls in the 1970’s. Do Hungry-Man meals have special performance-enhancing properties?

Or not. It looks like the kid was the only one who actually took a bite of the meal.

My favorite part is when the guy gets off the phone and pumps his fists in the air. I can’t tell if he’s doing that out of excitement or agony. “Noooooo, I will not be doomed to eat Stouffer’s forever! Nooooo!”

Nonsensically hilarious things in this commercial: funky aerobics moves, enormous portions of Lean Cuisine and guys at the beach who lack all self-control. I’ve seen hot people in my lifetime and they’ve never made me bite a towel. Also, did anyone give thought to what happens to a peach-colored bathing suit when it gets wet?

I know, I expect too much from television.

At the behest of Jess I’m posting this video. I will warn you now that you should not view it at work. In my own workplace it has led to the following conditions: crying at desk (in a good way), giggling, whispering Hot Pockets jingle to self, forwarding to colleagues, and spending the rest of the work day on YouTube. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.