Thus far at Heat Eat Review we’ve only published two video reviews:

• Video Review of Kid Cuisine Deep Sea Adventure Fish Sticks
• Video Review of Lunchables Tacos

Two is not nearly enough video reviews to satisfy Heat Eat Review’s ravenous public. So if you really need video reviews right now, head over to Freezerburns, hosted by Gregory Ng, who is also an Elvis Impersonator.

His most recent review is something you won’t find on Heat Eat Review anytime soon: frozen whipped topping.

And he’s found BUNdinos and Chili Mac, two items that my local supermarkets refuse to carry. Greg also has a channel on Blip.tv, so enjoy!

Hey everyone, I’ll be in Austin, TX for the next week attending SXSWi and hanging out with other Internet nerds. While I’m there I’d like to record another video review. I’m not going anywhere near seafood, so you can get that out of your head right now. Instead, I’m offering you the choice of Lunchables or Hungry-Man.

My ideal review item for the Lunchables are the Mini Tacos. In terms of Hungry-Man, I’ll just look for a meal that Nicole hasn’t yet reviewed.

Please participate by voting below. The poll will be available until Monday, March 10.

Voting is Closed

P.S. If you’d like to get a cup of coffee with me @SXSW, just drop me a line via the contact form. We can talk about ramen.

Price: $2.04 at Target
Serving: 1 Meal, 7.6oz.
Calories: 390
Fat: 17%, 11g
Cholesterol: 7%, 20mg
Sodium: 19%, 460mg
Protein: 14g
Carbohydrates: 19%, 57g
Fiber: 20%, 5g
Sugar: 16g
Weight Watchers Points: 8 Points

Kid Cuisine says: Just when you thought it was safe to finish the fish sticks -da dum, da dum - along come our fruit Gummy Shark Snacks. A whale of a meal!

Abi says: This meal wasn’t so much a lunch as an act of vengeance. If you’ve been doing some sinning lately (Fat Tuesday festivities and poor voting choices on Super Tuesday both come to mind), you could always choose this meal as part of a Friday Lenten penance. It must be worth at least 40 Hail Marys.

I am fortunate in knowing that this is probably the worst video I’ll ever make and the worst item I’ve ever consumed: it can only get better from here. Please leave comments below for future video subjects and suggestions for improvement.

Thanks,
Abi Jones