Price: $1.29
Serving: 1 container, 2.25 oz. plus water
Calories: 300
Fat: 22%, 14g
Sodium: 47%, 1,120mg
Protein: 7g
Carbs: 12%, 37g
Fiber: 8%, 2g
Weight Watchers Points: 7 Points

Maruchan says: America’s finest Ramen Noodle Soups

Abi says: When something bad is going to happen, I try to psyche myself out mentally by imagining that it is going to be significantly more enjoyable than it ends up being. While this strategy is somewhat useful when it comes to drilling teeth, pulling off band-aids, jogging, and doing shots, it is not a good idea in the realm of macaroni and cheese. Mac and Cheese is NOT something you should have to psyche yourself out about. In fact, the word ‘psyche’ should not be used in conjuntion with the words ‘macaroni’ and ‘cheese’ in a negative manner.

I considered ending this review by imploring you to gaze upon the picture of the cheddar noodle product and then avoid it at all costs. I soon realized that this would be an enormous disservice to my low-vision and blind readers. Dear low-vision and blind readers, the cup of noodles in the image is a mess of deep-fried nastiness soaking in a watery broth of cheddar cheese powder. Please do your best to make sure that this item ceases to exist. I can think of 10 things I’d rather have on store shelves. One of those things is Jerk-flavored potato chips.