Lean Cuisine 80’s Commercial

April 13, 2008 | Reviewer: Abi Jones

Nonsensically hilarious things in this commercial: funky aerobics moves, enormous portions of Lean Cuisine and guys at the beach who lack all self-control. I’ve seen hot people in my lifetime and they’ve never made me bite a towel. Also, did anyone give thought to what happens to a peach-colored bathing suit when it gets wet?

I know, I expect too much from television.

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14 Responses to “Lean Cuisine 80’s Commercial”

Chavi on April 13th, 2008

OMG! I totally love this
VeggieGirl on April 13th, 2008

Seeing that commercial makes me even MORE glad that I missed the 80’s :0D
Ace on April 13th, 2008

If I was a child of the 80s, I’m pretty sure that I would make it my life’s mission to travel back in time and strangle myself.
Laura on April 14th, 2008

So is this an actual commercial from the 80s? Or is it one of those commercials that’s fake vintage? I didn’ tknow they had Lean Cuisine in the 80s!
Steph on April 14th, 2008

The 80s were so wrong in so many ways… that it was almost right.
mbnh31782 on April 14th, 2008

looks like those two men that were lookin @ the lady in the peach bathingsuit.. knew what would happen to it.. once it got wet.. .lolol
rob on April 14th, 2008

boy that brought back memories. we need more hot chicks in swimsuits in food advertisements.
MaryAnne on April 14th, 2008

Thank you for my making my morning less stressful… I think I still have a leotard with the belt shoved somewhere in the back of my closet. I love how high they were cut at the legs. Totally rad.
Jen on April 14th, 2008

I think I actually remember seeing that. Wow the 80s were bad.
Lisa on April 14th, 2008

I’ve never had a Lean Cuisine give me “more satisfaction”. Unless I have eaten two of them, that is.
Janette on April 14th, 2008

Wow.
John M. on April 14th, 2008

Being a guy, I have no idea what happens when a peach bathing suit gets wet.
Abi Jones on April 14th, 2008

@Chavi - I’m glad you enjoyed it

@VeggieGirl - Things I loved about the 80’s: neon, Wham, Thriller, Cyndi Lauper and Madonna.

@Ace - You’d only have to strangle yourself if you were dieting.

@Laura - This is a real Lean Cuisine commercial. According to Wikipedia, the brand was created in 1981.

@Steph - Yes, I think ‘hilariously horrible’ could accurately describe much of the ’80s.

@mbnh31782 - It appears they did.

@rob - You must be talking about commercials like this: Lean Cuisine - 1984 Embedding is turned off, otherwise I’d include it here.

@MaryAnne - It worked because you were supposed to wear colored nylons of some sort under it. Definitely the sort of thing American Apparel is trying to bring back (shudder).

@Jen - But the hair! The enormous hair!

@Lisa - You never fail to crack me up.

@Janette - Exactly

@John M. - Light colored swimsuits, when exposed to water, become transparent.
Jennie Adolf on April 16th, 2008

That was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. You have totally made my day with this one. I think I’m gonna have to watch it again…