Simply Enjoy Apple Blossoms

March 21, 2007 | Reviewer: Abi

Simply Enjoy Apple Blossom

Price: $2.59
Serving: 1 blossom, 4oz.
Calories: 370
Fat: 31%, 20g
Sodium: 13%, 310mg
Protein: 4g
Carbs: 15%, 46g
Sugar: 20g
Fiber: 16%, 4g

Simply Enjoy says: Juicy Northern Spy apples mixed with a blend of apple pie seasonings surrounded by a tender, flaky pastry crust, create the perfect Apple Blossom. These pre-baked pastries are truly a melt-in-your-mouth culinary treat. So, don’t be surprised when
you hear your family and friends tell you, “It’s Apple Blossom time!”

Abi says: Above is the most accurate and frighteningly predictive product blurb in the history of frozen foods. Yes, the apples were juicy. Yes, the pastry crust was flaky. Yes, the Apple Blossom was a melt-in-my-mouth culinary treat.

And yes, from time to time I hear my friends say to me “It’s Apple Blossom time!”

These pastries are culinary crack, if crack was made of butter and sugar and Northern Spy apples. Stop and Shop’s Apple Blossoms are something of a nutritional nightmare. Thank God Nicole only gave me one, because I definitely could have consumed eight of the warm, spiced, tenderly delicious pastries.

These things were so freaking good that I just checked my freezer to see if I had any. I do not, so now I have returned back to the computer to write my sad, non-apple-blossom-having review.

Get yourself to Giant or Stop and Shop and pick up a box of Apple Blossoms. Then make sure that you share them with a friend. There are only two in a box, so this shouldn’t be an issue. Then again, once they’re gone, you’ll start wondering whether sharing was such a good idea after all.

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16 Responses to “Simply Enjoy Apple Blossoms”

Angie on March 21st, 2007

Man, I hate it when you guys give five stars to something I have no access to, thanks to living in the middle of nowhere.
Izzy on March 21st, 2007

They look REALLY good in the picture.
MaryAnne on March 21st, 2007

They also sell these at Trader Joe’s. I’ve tried making them from scratch to cut out some of the fat and they were pretty good… just not as good. Mmm…
Abi Jones on March 21st, 2007

Angie - Yeah, that’s what you get for not living in the Mid-Atlantic or New England near a Giant or Stop and Shop. Supposedly, they’re also in Chicagoland (is that a real place?), Milwaukee, and S.E. Wisconsin.

Izzy - They are really good.

MaryAnne - I’ve got the Trader Joe’s ones in the freezer at work. Chudleigh’s is the brand, I believe. I haven’t yet tried them.
CM on March 23rd, 2007

4 ounces…was it filling?
MaryAnne on March 23rd, 2007

CM:
Considering it’s a dessert, I think the word you’re looking for his satisfying and not “filling.” I’d say yes however, just like any other really good dessert, you’ll want more. Are 4 girl scout samoas filling/satisfying? Yes. Do I still want to eat the entire box? Yes. So it’s like that in my opinion. If I were you, I’d make sure to have someone to give the other blossom to are you’ll eat them all and gain 5 pounds with it. Mmm.
Kelley on March 29th, 2007

These are in fact amazing. They always turn out well, and I always want more.
Brenda on February 3rd, 2008

I bought a box of these at Sams Wholesale Club and now they no longer carry them. Please advise where I can order or buy them.
Joanne on February 4th, 2008

I bought the Apple Blossoms at a Costco wholesale house. They did not have them to day when I was there. Do you know if they will have them in the future?
LaShawnda Crews on February 18th, 2008

I would like to know how I can order the apple blossoms
JOANNE KEANE on March 18th, 2008

WHERE DO I BUY THESE APPLE BLOSSOM PASTRIES,THANKS
Erleen Lane on May 6th, 2008

I live in southern New Jersey. I use to be able to buy apple blossoms at Sam’s club but I can no longer find them. Are there any locations in my area where they can be purchased?
Judith Rawstern on September 23rd, 2008

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, I used to get them at Fred Meyer and then when they stopped carrying them, I found them at Albertson’s. Now they are no longer there. WHERE CAN I FIND THEM!!!! They are luciously addicting. The next best thing was Peach Blossoms but they are gone too Where, oh where?
Sonia Doshna on October 8th, 2008

I am very disappointed in the apple blossoms which I purchased at Vons. They are much smaller than before and the crust is very hard. I would not purchase these again. BAD, BAD, BAD.
Jennifer on October 27th, 2008

I LOVE Apple Blossoms!! I have purchased a similar product from Market Day. They carry both Apple Blossoms and Bumbleberry Blossoms (mixed fruit - apples and berries). Market Day has a store in suburban Chicago and many of their products can be found at Sara Lee stores. I purchase mine through their fundraising program at my local elementary school. Their website is marketday.com and you can locate a participating local school via their website.
ruth on November 15th, 2008

how long do I have to cook the apple blossoms for, i bought them but dont have the box to read the directions