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Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

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StarKist Lunch To Go Chunk Light Tuna in Water

June 1, 2006 | Reviewer: Abi

Price: $1.59
Serving: 1 kit, 4.5 oz.
Calories: 210
Fat: 15%, 9g
Sodium: 30%, 720mg
Protein: 34%, 19g

StarKist says: Now there is a great way to enjoy the delicious taste of StarKist® tuna while you’re on-the-go. StarKist Lunch To-Go® offers the fresh taste of the StarKist Flavor Fresh Pouch® and all of the fixings for a delicious Tuna Salad.

Abi says: There is no reason to buy this. If you like tuna, just eat it at home. Unless you work by yourself, then feel free to eat this overpriced, overpackaged bundle of tuna salad ingredients in your lonely and private workplace. Just don’t allow clients to come over that day.

Pluses: Sweet pickle relish and option to go without mayo
Minuses: Low quality tuna and cat food smell

Places where you should not eat this meal: Work, School, Greyhound Bus, Amtrak, Metro (and not just because they’ll throw you on the floor and handcuff you), Doctor’s office, House Subcommittee on Immigration Reform, Airplane.

Places where you could eat this meal, but should just get the items individually and save a lot of money in the long run: Your House.

P.S. I bought a Thai Chili one too. Perhaps I am a bit too adventurous.